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March 8th, 2005 by Cinema Eye

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THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED! The Cinema Eye DVD giveaways are returning with a vengeance. First up… PORN! Well, it’s not really porn, but it’s ABOUT porn and therefore features lots of naked chicks and product placement for douches and enemas. I’m talking about FAMILY BUSINESS SEASON 2, 10 episodes of the Showtime reality series featuring porn entrepreneur Adam Glasser, better known to porn fiends as Seymour Butts.

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To enter the contest, go to our discussion forums and send a haiku to our Contest Monkey. He will use all of his unbiased primate intellect to select a winner which he will announce on April 1st. The thread for this contest is here.THIS CONTEST IS CLOSED!

I’ll have a review of FAMILY BUSINESS SEASON 2 coming up later this week. To tide you over, here is a preview.

SEASON 2 EPISODE GUIDE

201 FameASS – The family deals with life in the spotlight as Stevie tries his hand at acting, Seymore dates a fan and Lila pitches a cookbook to a publisher.

202 In SicknASS and In Health – Sin city will never be the same after Seymore helps Stevie to renew his marriage vows (and his bachelor party) in Las Vegas.

203 New ASSpirations – Stevie tries to break into directing adult films and Maripossa becomes a feature dancer while Lila forces Seymore to take a whole new approach to romance with speed dating. 

204 Topless in Tampa – Seymore lives life on the wild side at the out of control Night Moves Convention in Florida while Stevie attempts to run the business back home.

205 Spunk’d – Practical jokes are the order of the day as Seymore and the gang try to pull an X-rated fast one on the ultimate joker, Bishop. 

206 The Breast is Yet to Come – Despite Seymore and Stevie’s best efforts to stop her, Maripossa takes the plunge and gets a boob job.

207 ***censored*** Good As It Gets – While Seymore teaches a course on XXX filmmaking and Bishop tries to launch his own series of adult videos, Stevie ponders his existence and decides to change his ways after getting a physical. 

208 Raising AwarenASS – Seymore’s family and friends join together to create a racy online telethon for free speech.

209 Chicago, IllinASS – Seymore parties with fans in the heartland while Stevie and Bishop battle technical difficulties back home.

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