Jessica Simpson washes the General Lee
June 4th, 2005 by Cinema Eye
So you still think the DUKES OF HAZZARD movie looks like a waste of your time? I’m hanging on to a slim thread of hope that this will be the ultimate low-brow, bad taste, white trash, car crashing movie of the year. Now we have some photos that only lend credence to my theory. These were sent to us by an “anonymous scooper” (which means it was probably a P.R. flack with a hotmail account) and depict Daisy Duke (Jessica Simpson) giving a bubble bath to the General Lee… in a bikini! These are not from the movie themselves, but from a music video that will be released concurrently and which will no doubt be included on the DVD. Enjoy!
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where can i pre-order a copy?
I saw that second photo on the cover of STAR at the grocery store, but I think they airbrushed out the erect nipples.
Who’d divorce that?
SHE’S SO &?)$%?$ HOT !!!!
Excellent
I really want to hump u!Oh yeah, nice nips
Lets mate…
10 Life Long Goals
1. Have sex with you
2. Grab you’re ***censored***
3. Make out with you
4. Hump you
5. Get a B.J. from you
6. Slap that ***censored***
7. Grind with you
8. Get a lapdance from you
9. See you naked
10. Lay on top of you while you have that bikini on
I WANNA RIDE THAT SO EFFING BAD
serieously she isn’t that hot
If things don’t work out with Nick my number is…
Frickin’ Lovely...!
i wanna ***censored*** her.how can u say she aint hot look at the ***censored***,***censored***,nipples,face and legs.u gota b gay to say shes ugly
Does anyone know of any good sites of pics jessica washing the car for desktops? “that arent distorted and are clear” thanks
Wow...i would love to go down on her for and feel her little kitty squeeze my finger as she came.
i want to ***censored*** the hell out of her
is there a boot leg or some kind of underground video of just her washing the car, cuz in the music video its all spliced up. like from the shoot of the video, insted of the completed edited version.?????
***censored***! Just...***censored***!
i told my mom being a lesbien was a good choice. i want to hit that so bad
I wanna ***censored*** on her chest and titty ***censored*** her, then have her suck me until until i bust a nut on her face! Then she can lick it off her lips and use it as lube to finger herself until im hard enough to do it again!
O yea. And i would ***censored*** on her ***censored*** and shove my ***censored*** so deep into her ***censored*** til she bled. That’s when ive let he ***censored*** on me and ive wack off over her until i busted a nut in her mouth so she could swallow every last drop
TENTPOLE! she’s a babe, she would give a dog a bone, if she was a president she would be called Baberaham Lincoln. SCHWIIIING. GRRRRRRRHHHHHHH
i just think that she isn’t that hott. she is more ugly if anything. personaly i like guys. and texas. and my mom is very hott.
She is so f-ing hot you have to be gay to say she’s ugly. i talked to someone who said the old daisy duke was hotter i tould him to get the f*#$ away from me before i hit him in the face. i’d love to f*#% her!!!!!
OH YAH! SHE IS SO HOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
***censored*** her bad
she needs to be humped we would ***censored*** for 20 years striaht talk off yor clothes you wuold me way hotter naked
-i want 2 ***censored*** u
-squeeze ur tits
-im in the FBI: female body inspector lol
-im only 12 years old
-i love ur ***censored*** and want a blow job from u
-plz have sex w/ me
-dump nick
-suck my dick, i suck ur big ***censored*** ***censored***
-come 2 my house w/ that bikini on and then hump me and then ill spray whipped cream on ur ***censored*** and then lick all of it off and make it sparkley clean
-dont wash that car, wash me and ill wash in my shower
-we’ll do it all day long and never ever stop
whoever said she was ugly WUT ARE YOU SMOKIN YOU MUST BE GAY!!!!
poopy, you are the most retarded piece of ***censored***, do you even know what all you said is, lmao, i bet you dont. and i bet your balls havent even dropped, ***censored*** jew
I agree with poopy
I’m 12 too
I WANT TO ***censored*** HER SO BAD AND I’M NOT GOING TO LIE, I’M GOING TO JACK OFF TO THOSE FOUR PICS AS SOON AS I’M DONE TYPING THIS!
SHES SO ***censored*** HOT I AM GONNA DO HER NOW THAT SHE DIVORCED NICK!!! AND I JERK OFF TO HER EVERY ***censored*** NIGHT… AHHHHHHH IM GETTING A BONER!!!!
man this is better than most chicks i’ve seen except pam anderson and i would do jessica simpson in every hole except the ears!
and the nose!
She can be summed up in one word… SKANK! She always has been and always will be the ugliest and most moronic skank around. Too bad the General Lee is better looking and can act better than she can. I wish she’d just crawl her ugly ***censored*** back in the hole she can from (along with her sister) and disappear.
I agree that she is quite beautiful… however, I think that it’s incredibly sad that these people on this forum have absolutely no idea that they’ll probably never even see Jessica Simpson in person, and that they will ABSOLUTELY never have sex with her. She would get a restraining order on you people before she would talk to you. None of you will ever “***censored***” her, none of you will ever “jerk off” in her face, and none of you will ever talk to her. So, perhaps your time would be better spent trying to find a girl who is more in your league, which, for most of you is probably a 300 lb girl who resembles a gorilla. Yes, Jessica Simpson is hot, but being incredibly immature and saying that you’ll do things that #1 are disgusting (***censored*** on her chest and titty-***censored*** her a.k.a. “chili dog") and #2 99.9% of you have never actually done with any woman which is proved by the fact that you say these things, no girl would EVER touch any of you, so perhaps you should change your attitude towards women and stop oggling over one you can never have.
i cant treat u better please suck my ***censored*** n let me finger u
Ok for everyone who speaks down about Jessica Simpson i legitimatly hope that u all burn in the firey pits of hell. She is the hottest thing to grace this earth and it is just unbelievable that a girl naturally grew up to look like that. God must have been like im going to ***censored*** with every man on the earth and just put this perfect being there. I dont think i could create a hotter girl. If she was laying naked on a bed i dont think icould bring myself to ***censored*** her just because i would not be able to breathe. Actually retract that statement i would indeed ***censored*** her. I really do not know what to say when i see pictures like this. She is the ***censored***. And DarkArts who the ***censored*** are you to shatter everyones dreams. Ur the sad one for going on here and trying to make it seem like u dont think about that stuff. Plus i know u just beat off to those pictures, its okay buddy. Ur probably really good looking as well “chili dog”.
i wish i was the general lee ***censored*** she is fine!
I think dark arts is right!
***censored*** all you asses crashing our dreams we can dream if we want so ***censored*** off she is one of the top 5 hottest women on the earth
All your base are belong to us
jessica simpson can I ***censored*** from the back yes or no
There’s nothing I hate more than horny, ugly bastards who go for hot babes.
Being a Demi Moore lookalike myself, I know what its like when ugly creeps treat you like a ***censored*** toy.
I wish I could rip off all your balls and stuff them down your throat until you choke to death on them!
She is fine and i love her beautiful body. i would love to @_)#%*@#(% #)@%* #)%(# )!@_+
I would like for her to suck my dick until i cummed in her face. I would also suck her ***censored*** and tits all night. Then i would ***censored*** her until she bled.
Alright everyone else is posting kinda rude and obnoxious statements, so I am just going to say that she is the most BEAUTIFUL girl I have ever seen and any guy who gets her is the luckiest man alive.....Sorry Nick....tough luck
Holla at me Jess
First off, I agree that Jessica is one of the hottest blondes there ever was. I think she is beautiful and think that any guy out there who gets to be with her is a very lucky man, and he should appreciate her presence. Also, I agree with numbers 35, 43, 46 (check above). Simpson is not just a little sextoy, not for all of you little immature 12 year olds. She is a woman, and so she shgould be treated. Yes, all of us guys do have fantasies about hott girls. But that is where they should stay - as fantasies. Seriously, do you think that by saying all the rude comments about blow jobs and titty ***censored*** will ever get you into bed with even a decent looking girl? NO, NEVER!!! So, instead of posting here, why don’t all of you little gay twerps go back to your middle school and try to grope your teacher or something, see what she does.
o man dude id like just...UGH double up man..wow..but yeah they over did the nipples in the 2nd pic..she has a hot body wow. =D
im an ***censored***..id like to slap around those tities and wow put on somebuter and just blbbbbbbbb on em all day long.
your an inspiration to me and i wish i could be just like you.
write me back soon
She needs 2 b nude if she wants a real man!
i want 2 b f****** her now
i agree with hobo, duck and tom!!!!!!!!!!!
we can f 2 i need to get her to my crib and do the night thing!!!!!
she is so ***censored*** hot. and by the way Shogo! is gay for sayin dat
can i buy them bikini bottems off of you please ?
i whant to grab your ***censored*** hump you kiss your nips oh baby
hey, i do look pretty good. so good id hump myself
cousin you should try to hump yourself
You are the sexeyest girl on earth!!!!!!!!!! i want to squeze your ***censored*** so bad but thier so big i couldn’t get my whole hand around them
u are so sexy i would squeze your ***censored*** if i could fit my hand around them
lol yall wish u could get jessica...lol
wtf why is there an fn censor on this forum...thats gay
I WANA *CENSORED* U UNTILL IT HURTS URE SOOO F-IN HOT I WANA LIK URE *CENSORED* AN DO ON THE BONNET OF MY CAR
O F-IN YEAH!!!!!!!!!11
shes so hot i want her with out the bikini
SHE SO HOT I WAN’T 2 ***censored*** HER ALL OVER
she is ***censored*** hot
i heard 11 guys got fired and arrested for trying to get on her during the video shoot
she is so fkn ugly omg she is not hot at alll… how can u people think shes hot
shes so ugly u cant possible think shes hot
oh girl you so finee..........!!the hottest girl on Earth!
every body here is perverted and should be shot for their sickness christ all mighty wtf every body id right that says you people are sick get a life guys.
she has the niceist ***censored*** ever and i wanna put her milk in my cereal
2pac, srry u have bad taste if u think shes ugly,
waller, god ***censored*** man ur right, this *place* is perverted lol, comon guys, get off this web page and stop wacking off, if u wanna do someone like her, go find a girl
YO the guy of post 47, dude u totaly said it, amen to that lol
Yeha da man, right on people do have to stop wacking off to those pics shue she is good looking but please if you must do those things Every body else does not want to know how sick you are. I would say that 90% of the people who post stuff here will be charged with rape. WTF guys get a freakin life. I have a girlfriend and i dont do crap like that so screw off jerk-offs.
Yo u r da hottest girl ever in the world. Yo u can holla at me baby at 1718-601-3606. Aite so holla at me baby.
Yo i want u to come to ma house at 3605 Greystone ave in Riverale Bronx NY so we can make love all day long1.
2. Come back the next day and do it again.
3. Come back da next day and the same until i die OK. U got ma phone numba righ ok good in case theres a problem aite 1 baby.
I wanna HUMP u ALL DAY LONG. ur ***censored*** is fine.
I wanna HUMP u ALL DAY LONG. ur ***censored*** is fine.
Im 11 and wanna bone u
i wish u had a cammel toe
When i saw the movie Dukes of Hazzard with Jessica Simpson i get a very big tail. She is very beautiful with her big tits.
My penis is big ok baby so it can fit in ur ***censored***. Penis enlargement plan.
Jessica simpson i love u so take off the bra and panties
i know u better jessica simpson take off the bra and panties and sleep with me. then lock me in ur bed room and put the key in betwween ur breasts
ur so fokinnn stupid, man. ur gay (happy)
***censored***, i got a big boner
can she wash my car?
I LOVE BRIAN SO MUCH THAT I WANT HIM TO ***censored*** MY DAM ***censored*** AND V
***censored***
oh my god, i got a huge boner from looking at those pics im jacking off right now
ID ***censored*** HIT IT. EVEN IN THE ***censored*** ***censored*** AS LONG AS I GOT OFF
wow she is beautiful but what you say about her is pretty gross. keep it to yourselves imagine what it wud be like if you were jessica simpson and read all these things
the 3rd pic is how she would suck my dang-a-lang so it would go down her throat
i want to fuk her so hard in that ***censored*** and then i want her to suk my dick and then i’ll lick her ***censored*** and grab those huge tits
i want to ***censored*** her so badly i wanna eat her out like there was nothing else to do in life and let her suck my dick off!
i want to ***censored*** you all ***censored*** night long you great pieace of sexy meat come to my house and i will give you what nobody has ever done to you before i will eat ur ***censored*** out all day long i will drink all ur milk out of ur tits because i would suck on them so ***censored*** long like a kid in a candy store sucking on a lolly pop!! so ur just so ***censored*** hot i want to ***censored*** ***censored*** you omg ***censored*** ***censored*** ***censored*** ***censored*** ***censored*** ***censored*** its hard not to look at that ***censored*** hot pic all the time it makes my juice splatter all over my computer please come and wash off my computer and let me slap that nice piece of meat oh baby e-mail me back you sexy mother ***censored*** hoe oh me so horny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HOLY SH.IT IM GOING TO CU.M ALL OVER UR SEXY TITS
im so loving u im a big fuking fan can i make love with u