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Human Tornado a.k.a. Dolemite 2 (2003)


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image “That mothafucka caught me in bed with his wife and now he wanna try to take my life,” he screams in a getaway car. Rudy Ray Moore reprises his role as Dolemite in The Human Tornado! and he will not disappoint you. He grabs your attention from the very first frame. What an opening title credit sequence.  It absolutely tells you two things. One, this is something else. Two, he is clearly making this film for himself.

The plot is again simple but quite hard to follow. Dolemite is on the run. Shady white folks plan to shut down Queen Bee’s club. Dolemite comes to rescue. Oh, yeah, believe it or not there is a witch. Briefly, but there is. If you carefully follow the plot, you will notice this time he does what he supposed to do. Takes out all the shady white mothafuckas.  And he is badder, tougher, and meaner. Still dress like pimp, get down with hoes, and on top of that he gets paid to do his thing. I can dig it.  And who pays for his service? White girls.  And his kung fu… He does say something funky, something so-not-from-this-world when he kung fu. Perhaps he uses some kind of Voo Doo when he does. It doesn’t really register you for seconds. Makes you absolutely speechless. ***censored***, I have never seen anyone kung fu as outrageous as Dolemite in my life.

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This is a decent sequel to the super cool original. It is legendary but the thing that made the original a true classic blaxploitation is missing. I am talking about the Creeper, heroin addict, best known in this world as Hamburger Pimp. No characters in this film have his energy. But then, most of films out there don’t have a character quite like him. He was truly a rare thing.

If you love Dolemite, I am sure you have seen this outrageous sequel. If you have seen Dolemite and don’t want to see any more of it, I understand. But remember, if you crave satisfaction, this is the place to find that action.

(Note: He uses super power that sexually arouses women. How cool is that? But beware ladies because when he does, tornado will hit you).

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